If we get engaged to be married, will you give me a ring ?

1.   ?    No, I would spend it !
2.   ?    A blister on your finger !
3.   ?    Sure ! What's your phone number ?
4.   ?    Polish them !

If you found some money, would you keep it ?

1.   ?    Sure ! What's your phone number ?
2.   ?    No, I would spend it !
3.   ?    Polish them !
4.   ?    The whole neighbourhood !

Fish 1 : How did we end up in this fish shop ? Fish 2 : Well,

1.   ?    don't come running to me.
2.   ?    If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast !
3.   ?    if we hadn't opened our mouths, we wouldn't have been caught !
4.   ?    A blister on your finger !

If the baby wakes up during the night, who gets up ?

1.   ?    Me !
2.   ?    The whole neighbourhood !
3.   ?    Polish them !
4.   ?    A blister on your finger !

If you dial 215486598523541567850025680015474, what will you get ?

1.   ?    Polish them !
2.   ?    A blister on your finger !
3.   ?    The whole neighbourhood !
4.   ?    No, I would spend it !

Darling, if the boat sank, who would you save first, me or the children ?

1.   ?    Me.
2.   ?    The whole neighbourhood !
3.   ?    Polish them !
4.   ?    A blister on your finger !

If you fall out of that tree and beak your legs,

1.   ?    don't come running to me.
2.   ?    Polish them !
3.   ?    The whole neighbourhood !
4.   ?    If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast !

What would you do if you were in my shoes ?

1.   ?    Polish them !
2.   ?    A blister on your finger !
3.   ?    The whole neighbourhood !
4.   ?    No, I would spend it !

Two birds were sitting on a branch of a tree watching a jet plane pass high overhead. Look at that speed of that bird ! " said the youngest bird. And the older bird replied :

1.   ?    don't come running to me.
2.   ?    If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast !
3.   ?    if we hadn't opened our mouths, we wouldn't have been caught !
4.   ?    Sure ! What's your phone number ?